May 2013
5 tags
Performance Silicone Mermaid Tail →
No but seriously who is buying one for me?
ryu-gemini:
whenever anyone draws anything for me i just
ca-lb:
thedingledodies:
milktree:
you can pretend like I dont exist but I still made you whimper like a little bitch when you were about to cum
i need this printed on a t-shirt
Probably the 100th time I’ve reblogged this.
3 tags
psilentasincjelli:
If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and...
andrewpauldost:
i just saw a post like “kids these days dont even know what a vhs is” like why do people think kids of modern day dont know about past events like i know what fucking morse code is but i dont use it to order a pizza
sourwolf:
it’s ironic that tumblr loves a film about how exciting and amazing it is to be outside
#well she didn’t have wifi so outside was the next best thing
3 tags
psychoticmist:
if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
lanadelreycist:
I don’t understand how I can follow so many people yet only see like 10 regularly on my dash
ask-cosplay-lovina:
romanorgasm:
seborgasm:
would-your-panties-drop-if-i:
tangoingwithmango:
thisrealityhere:
gingerrlocks:
riflesandroadhouses:
joshfransexyy:
butthurtbandboys:
australia gets christmas before america
but american gets freedom before everyone
but canada gets maple syrup before everyone
but hungarians open gifts on the 24th
but freedom
...
likeslothstoflames:
hey remember that time i got grounded because i saw my dads girlfriend in the car and then saw my dad putting the dog in the back of the car and asked why he was bringing both the dogs with us
h0llo:
School attendance would go up by like 300% if we had cool padded swirly chairs or bean bags instead of ugly blue chairs harder than a pornstars dick
2 tags
It’s that kinda day
when your aunt with crazy connections in NYC calls to tell you you had a gig that no one told you about so apparently you inadvertently stood up the casting director of the revival of Annie, amongst a few others, apparently.
But it’s okay cause you can go up the day after graduation to record a song with your aunt (who is dying of stage 4 breast cancer) on what...
wurnbo:
how to get out of bed
wake up
no
go back to sleep
suojure:
malijuanastyles:
i was sitting in the bathroom today when like 5 girls walked in and i stopped pooping right away cause i didn’t want them to hear me but then i thought why is taking a shit so bastardized today like why cant i poop in peace in the privacy of my own stall without caring if people listen to the flop flop plop plop sploosh sploosh like damn just sing along to the ploop...
masturbuddy:
ridin dick like
fuckin yo bitch like
1 tag
oh god what did i do
5 tags
The only issue I see with any of these princess redesigns would be their tiny waistlines and reduced chests. Since when was having tits deemed unattractive?
